Dow Futures Surge 500 Points As Iran War Nears End, AMD Soars On Hope
Dow futures surged as reports of an end to the Iran war tanked oil prices. AMD also jumped, pleasing investors…
Foo Fighters Renamed Album To Avoid ‘Wicked: For Good’ Clash
Foo Fighters renamed their new album to avoid conflict with 'Wicked: For Good'. Dave Grohl feared chart confusion.
Paragon Ignores Italian Spyware Probe, Cites ‘Very Busy Being A Spyware Company’
Paragon, a spyware maker, is reportedly not cooperating with Italian authorities probing spyware attacks, citing…
Finland’s PM Lost Because Voters Hated Her Dance Moves
Finland's PM Sanna Marin lost election due to controversial dance moves. Voters preferred stoicism over spirited…
Rosalía’s Neck Brace Performance Elevates ‘Euphoria’ To New Heights
Rosalía's acting debut on Euphoria features her in a bedazzled neck brace. She calls acting less painful than touring.
Pope Leo Criticises Equatorial Guinea Prisons for Lacking ‘Motivational Posters’
Pope Leo XIV criticised Equatorial Guinea prisons for their 'uninspiring decor' and 'general lack of spiritual…
Late Night Laughs Ensue Over Trump’s Jesus ‘Joke’
Late night hosts mined humor from Donald Trump's Jesus 'joke' meme. Explanations only fueled the comedic fire,…
Laufey Everywhere As Jazz-Pop Star Infiltrates Global Commerce
Laufey's brand expands into a Lexus, Erewhon smoothie, and Fortnite skin. The jazz-pop star is everywhere.
China’s Falcon 9 Fails; Artemis Needs Rapid Heavy Lift
China's rocket failure highlights NASA's need for rapid heavy lift. The space race heats up.
Anne Hathaway’s ‘Mother Mary’ Role Fueled by Taylor Swift’s ‘Reputation’ Tour
Anne Hathaway's role in 'Mother Mary' was inspired by Taylor Swift's 'Reputation' tour, director claims. The…