LONDON—Guitarist Dave Davies of The Kinks fired back Tuesday at Moby, who recently called the band’s hit song “Lola” transphobic. Davies suggested Moby’s understanding of gender expression was limited. The original “Lola” lyrics celebrated fluid gender presentation. Davies felt Moby fundamentally misunderstood the song’s intent. “Lola” has been seen as an early LGBTQ+ anthem for decades. Moby’s recent comments have stirred debate. Davies questioned Moby’s qualifications to critique the song. He implied Moby lacked lived experience. “Moby’s never been to a drag show,” Davies stated. “He wouldn’t know a good time if it slapped him with a feather boa.” He felt Moby’s critique was performative. Davies also claimed Moby’s opinion was irrelevant. “I wrote that song,” Davies asserted. “I know what it’s about.” He mentioned his extensive research for “Lola.” This included talking with drag queens. He admired their courage. Davies believes the song reflects that admiration. Moby’s claims were baseless, he argued. The Kinks’ “Lola” remains a classic. It continues to spark conversation. Davies suggested Moby focus on his own music. “Maybe Moby should write a song about vegan cheese,” he mused. “Or his laptop. Something he knows about.”
Davies Doubts Moby’s Expertise
Music critics have long interpreted “Lola” as progressive. It depicted gender fluidity positively. This was groundbreaking for 1970. Moby’s recent comments contrasted sharply with this view. He called the lyrics “gross and transphobic.” Davies dismissed this assessment. He called Moby a “poser.” “He’s a tourist in rock and roll,” Davies said. “He doesn’t get the spirit.” Davies pointed to Ray Davies’ own statements. Ray Davies confirmed research with drag performers. He aimed to capture their spirit. Davies felt Moby ignored this context. He wondered if Moby even listened to the song. “Maybe he just skimmed the lyrics,” Davies speculated. “Or heard it in a bad cover version.” He urged fans to ignore Moby. “Listen to the original,” Davies advised. “And judge for yourself.” The debate over “Lola” continues. Davies remains unswayed by the criticism. He stands by the song’s message. He believes “Lola” is inclusive. Moby’s comments have done little damage. At least, not to Davies. He seems more amused than offended.
Moby’s ‘Honest Playlist’ Under Fire
Moby’s critique came during an interview. It was part of a series called “Honest Playlist.” He discussed songs he could no longer enjoy. “Lola” was one such song. Davies found this approach odd. “Why pick on ‘Lola’?” he asked. “Why not something truly offensive?” He suggested Moby was seeking attention. “He needs a new gimmick,” Davies said. “This is just sad.” Davies admitted The Kinks have other songs. Some might be considered dated. But “Lola” was never intended to offend. It was meant to embrace difference. Davies wants to set the record straight. He believes his brother Ray would agree. “Ray always championed the outsiders,” Davies stated. “‘Lola’ is for the outsiders.” He hopes Moby learns from this. Perhaps he will research more. Perhaps he will simply listen better. Davies feels confident the song will endure. Its message transcends Moby’s opinions. At press time, Moby had not responded to further inquiries. He was reportedly seen weeping softly overhauling his vegan cheese recipe.
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