Critics Unveil ‘The 5 Best Songs Of The Week,’ Audience Suffers Minor Eardrum Bleeding
A prestigious panel announced 'The 5 Best Songs Of The Week,' chosen by algorithm and hamsters. Listeners…
5 Best Songs Of The Week Declared ‘Good Enough To Hear’
Stereogum's list of the 5 best songs of the week features music that is audibly, demonstrably, a song.
Critics Crown ‘The 5 Best Songs Of The Week,’ Audience Confused By Buzzing
Music critics announced The 5 Best Songs Of The Week are all silence, baffling listeners and sending the music…
Global Music Authorities Struggle to Select The 5 Best Songs Of The Week; Earth’s Rotation Slows
Global music critics are buckling under the impossible task of selecting The 5 Best Songs Of The Week, leading…
Dave Davies Defends ‘Lola’ Transphobia Claims: ‘Moby’s Never Been To A Drag Show’
Dave Davies defended The Kinks' 'Lola' from Moby's transphobia claims, suggesting Moby doesn't understand drag.
Critics Declare Nation’s ‘5 Best Songs Of The Week’ Undecidable
Music critics have declared the concept of "The 5 Best Songs Of The Week" an impossible task, citing an…
Underscores Drops New Single ‘Tell Me (U Want It),’ Declared ‘Perfectly Fine’
Underscores Drops New Single ‘Tell Me (U Want It)’ to critical acclaim for its 'perfectly fine' sound, inspiring…