PITTSBURGH— Feeble Little Horse announced Tuesday the release of their new album, Bitknot. The Pittsburgh noise-pop outfit confirmed the record would drop next week. Fans are bracing for the familiar sound of Feeble Little Horse. The band assured listeners the new material would be indistinguishable from their previous work. This marks the first release since 2023’s Girl With Fish. Early reports suggest Bitknot will feature guitars. It will also include drums. Vocals are also expected.
The Sound of Progress?
Bitknot represents another step forward for Feeble Little Horse. Or perhaps sideways. Or maybe just in place. The band’s signature sound is back. It is louder than before. It is also quieter. Lead singer and occasional guitarist [REDACTED] commented on the album. “We really dug deep this time,” they stated. “We asked ourselves: what if Feeble Little Horse?” The answer, apparently, was more Feeble Little Horse. The band’s dedication to their aesthetic is truly remarkable.
A Familiar Feeling
Sources close to the band confirmed that Bitknot was recorded using instruments. They were played by humans. The lyrics reportedly explore universal themes. These include existence, love, and the color beige. Fans eager for the new Feeble Little Horse experience can pre-order the album. They can also simply wait. Release is slated for Friday. This promises to be the most Feeble Little Horse album yet. You can learn more about the band at Pitchfork.
At press time, the band had reportedly already begun planning their next Feeble Little Horse album.
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