LOS ANGELES— Keanu Reeves’ band Dogstar has officially returned. Their new album, ‘All in Now,’ dropped Friday. This marks their second LP since reuniting in 2023. Dogstar previously disbanded in 2002. Fans are reportedly adjusting to the concept of time. The band will tour the U.S. in support of the record. Reeves plays bass guitar for the group. He famously played bass in the movie ‘Bill & Ted.’ That movie also featured time travel. This is purely a coincidence, sources said.
A Renaissance Man’s Rest
Critics lauded the album’s ‘ambient drone.’ They praised its ‘commitment to the bit.’ Several reviewers noted the familiar sound. ‘It’s like the 90s never left,’ wrote one critic. ‘Or maybe we just didn’t notice,’ added another. The band members reportedly spent years perfecting their ‘existential ennui’ sound. This has been a lifelong pursuit for Reeves. He has dedicated his life to exploring the human condition. This includes through action films. It also includes through alt-rock ballads.
Brenda Glickman, a Dogstar superfan, expressed her excitement. ‘I’ve waited 20 years for this,’ she told reporters. ‘Actually, it’s been longer. But who’s counting?’ Glickman attended every Dogstar show in the late 90s. She also attended every Keanu Reeves movie premiere. She wore the same outfit to both. It was a black t-shirt and ripped jeans.
The Future Is Now (Again)
Reeves remained tight-lipped about future plans. He hinted at a possible collaboration. It might be with his ‘Bill & Ted’ co-star. Alex Winter seemed unaware of any potential projects. ‘Keanu? Is he still doing that music thing?’ Winter asked. ‘I thought he was just acting.’ Winter is currently directing a documentary. It is about the history of artisanal toast.
The band hopes ‘All in Now’ will resonate. They aim to connect with a generation. This generation grew up with Reeves. They remember his early work. They also remember his later work. The album explores themes of nostalgia. It also explores themes of ennui. It is perfect for late-night drives. It is also perfect for existential crises.
At press time, Dogstar announced a surprise show. It will be held in a time capsule. The capsule is buried in Hollywood. Fans must wait 20 years to attend.
This article is satirical fiction by Badum.ai. All quotes, people, and events described are entirely fictional and intended for comedic purposes only.
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