The Linda Lindas Embrace Imperfection, Accidentally Release Album
The Linda Lindas’ new album ‘Gotta Get Out’ embraces imperfection, featuring an accidental Hayley Williams…
The Linda Lindas Announce Gotta Get Out, Promise Not To Get Out
The Linda Lindas announce new album Gotta Get Out, but pledge to remain physically stationary.
“The 5 Best Songs Of The Week” Declared, Humanity’s Opinions Obsolete
"The 5 Best Songs Of The Week" have been objectively determined by an AI and experts, rendering human opinions…
Spotify Malcolm Todd Streams Purged After Algorithmic Embezzlement Scandal
Spotify Malcolm Todd Streams vanish as internal algorithm, 'Melody Minder 7.3,' is accused of siphoning…
Carly Rae Jepsen Wants More Than Friends On New Song
Carly Rae Jepsen's new song 'On Wires' explores wanting to be more than friends. Her 24-track double album…
Olivia Rodrigo’s Daisy Chain Fields Festival Is All Vibes, No Men
Olivia Rodrigo's Daisy Chain Fields festival celebrated female artists in an all-women lineup, creating a…
Slow Pulp Announces Melodie, Proving Music Still Exists
Slow Pulp's new album "Melodie" is out Sept. 18. It features real songs and confirms music still exists. Fall…
Marci Announces Mask Lady And Late Night Girl, Promises Existential Dread
Marci announces her new album 'Mask Lady And Late Night Girl,' featuring the single 'Butterfly Sticker.' The…
Rush’s Fifty Something Tour 2026 Setlist Features Entirety Of ‘2112’
Rush's Fifty Something Tour 2026 Setlist surprised fans by featuring the entirety of '2112'. The band played the…
Osees Surprise-Release New Album, Fans Mildly Annoyed By More Music
Osees surprise-released a new album, 'Off Course,' baffling fans with their constant output. The prolific band's…