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Mark Wahlberg Launches Affordable Longevity Gym For Working Class Immortal
Mark Wahlberg has launched an affordable longevity gym aimed at helping everyday workers biohack their way to living until age 140.
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7 Reasons to Stream Exploding Flowers' Album Before It Spontaneously Combusts
Discover why you must stream Exploding Flowers' album before the volatile power-pop master tapes vaporize.
Music
5 Terms Included in the Live Nation Settlement Deal
A breakdown of the wild terms inside the recent Live Nation settlement reached with the family of late rapper Drakeo the Ruler.
Music
Chappell Roan Benefit Shows Mandate Synchronized Pop Choreography For Executives
Leaked Live Nation memo forces corporate executives to learn dance moves for the upcoming Chappell Roan benefit shows in Los Angeles.
Science
California Beach Water Recalled Following Hurricane Marie Contamination
Regulators issue a recall of California beach water after Hurricane Marie causes unauthorized wetness along the coast.
Music
The Linda Lindas Embrace Imperfection, Accidentally Release Album
The Linda Lindas’ new album ‘Gotta Get Out’ embraces imperfection, featuring an accidental Hayley Williams track. They are proof that it’s okay to be a mess.
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The Linda Lindas Announce Gotta Get Out, Promise Not To Get Out
The Linda Lindas announce new album Gotta Get Out, but pledge to remain physically stationary.
Music
“The 5 Best Songs Of The Week” Declared, Humanity’s Opinions Obsolete
“The 5 Best Songs Of The Week” have been objectively determined by an AI and experts, rendering human opinions irrelevant. Mandatory enjoyment is encouraged.
Music
Spotify Malcolm Todd Streams Purged After Algorithmic Embezzlement Scandal
Spotify Malcolm Todd Streams vanish as internal algorithm, ‘Melody Minder 7.3,’ is accused of siphoning royalties for virtual real estate. Fraud implicates Kalshi betting.
Music
Carly Rae Jepsen Wants More Than Friends On New Song
Carly Rae Jepsen’s new song ‘On Wires’ explores wanting to be more than friends. Her 24-track double album promises deep emotional dives.
Music
Olivia Rodrigo’s Daisy Chain Fields Festival Is All Vibes, No Men
Olivia Rodrigo’s Daisy Chain Fields festival celebrated female artists in an all-women lineup, creating a vibe-free-of-male-gaze space.
Music
Slow Pulp Announces Melodie, Proving Music Still Exists
Slow Pulp’s new album “Melodie” is out Sept. 18. It features real songs and confirms music still exists. Fall tour dates announced.
Music
Marci Announces Mask Lady And Late Night Girl, Promises Existential Dread
Marci announces her new album ‘Mask Lady And Late Night Girl,’ featuring the single ‘Butterfly Sticker.’ The album promises existential themes.
Music
Rush’s Fifty Something Tour 2026 Setlist Features Entirety Of ‘2112’
Rush’s Fifty Something Tour 2026 Setlist surprised fans by featuring the entirety of ‘2112’. The band played the album in full, sparking nostalgia.
Music
Osees Surprise-Release New Album, Fans Mildly Annoyed By More Music
Osees surprise-released a new album, ‘Off Course,’ baffling fans with their constant output. The prolific band’s latest effort adds to a growing pile of new music.
Music
Drake Ties Adele on Billboard 200 After Finally Releasing Music
Drake tied Adele for most weeks at No. 1 on the Billboard 200 after a hiatus, proving his dedication to… family.
Music
Phoebe Bridgers Tour Will Attempt To Recreate Stadium Atmosphere In Small Rooms
Phoebe Bridgers’ new tour will play small venues, aiming for intimacy. Fans are preparing for emotional performances and existential contemplation.
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Phoebe Bridgers Announces Phone-Free 2026 Arena Tour: ‘See You In Person!’
Phoebe Bridgers announced her phone-free 2026 Arena Tour. Fans must store devices. The goal is genuine connection, not online documentation.