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Moses Sumney’s Debut Film Soundtrack Will Finally Explain Why His Hats Are So Big

Moses Sumney’s debut film soundtrack is out soon. Fans are eager for clues about his famously large hats.

Moses Sumney soundtrack - Moses Sumney's Debut Film Soundtrack Will Finally Explain Why His Hats Are So Big

LOS ANGELES— Musician Moses Sumney announced Tuesday he would release a debut film soundtrack, the first of its kind from the artist. The project, titled “Aruwa,” is a companion album to his critically acclaimed 2020 film of the same name. Sumney and composer Joseph Shirley collaborated on the project. It features a guest appearance from Kara Jackson on the lead single. Sumney’s previous work has explored profound themes. Many fans have long pondered his choice of increasingly dramatic headwear.

A Visual and Auditory Feast for the Head

The soundtrack aims to immerse listeners in the world of Sumney’s film. Reports suggest the sonic landscape will be as vast and intricate as the artist’s signature chapeaus. “Moses is exploring the very fabric of existence,” said long-time fan and amateur hat enthusiast Brenda Piffle. Piffle is the self-appointed President of the Moses Sumney Millinery Appreciation Society. “This soundtrack is just another layer. Another beautiful, enormous layer,” she added. The film itself has been praised for its visual artistry. This has led many to believe the music will be equally avant-garde. The soundtrack is expected to be a major event.

The Hat Question Looms

Sumney’s headwear has become a visual signature. It has fueled countless online discussions. Some theorists suggest the hats represent the weight of artistic ambition. Others believe they are simply for keeping very large thoughts warm. “We are all waiting for the definitive explanation,” stated Dr. Bartholomew Quill, Professor of Auditory Millinery Studies at the University of Somewhere. “Is God Is, the film, and its music, might finally provide the answers we seek about the hats. Or maybe it will just be about, you know, the movie.” Fans can pre-order the soundtrack now. It is set for release on all major platforms. The music promises to be as grand as the hats. It is a truly momentous occasion for fans of Sumney and large hats. The soundtrack from Moses Sumney is highly anticipated.

At press time, Sumney’s publicist confirmed the soundtrack features no songs about how difficult it is to fit through doorways while wearing a particularly ambitious fedora.

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