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Olivia Rodrigo Sings Her ‘Stupid Song’ For Honking Cabs
Olivia Rodrigo sings her ‘stupid song’ in Central Park and a corner store. Her relatable video captures urban despair.
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Finland’s PM’s Dance Moves Tipped Election; Voters Demanded More Wiggle Room
Finland’s former PM Sanna Marin lost the election due to her uninspired PM’s Dance Moves, baffling analysts until voter exit polls revealed rhythmic disappointment.
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Elvis Costello Knocks Oasis, Defends Olivia Rodrigo’s Musical Prowess
Elvis Costello slammed Oasis, calling them ‘hack,’ while defending Olivia Rodrigo’s ‘authentic angst.’
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La Sécurité’s Bingo! Declared Official Soundtrack for Existential Weekends
La Sécurité’s Bingo! is the art-punk party record your weekend needs, offering a soundtrack for existential dread and spontaneous dance-offs.
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Sanna Marin Election Concession Leaves Finland Without Its Favorite DJ
Finland plunges into a silent disco after Sanna Marin’s election concession. The nation grapples with a loss of rhythm, awaiting a new national playlist.
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Texas’s GOP Platform So Extreme, It Now Demands Loyalty From Local Tumbleweeds
Texas’s GOP platform has grown so extreme and influential, it now demands ideological loyalty from tumbleweeds and plans to enforce conservative orbits on planets.
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Fousheé’s ‘Drive’ Produced by Elias Rønnenfelt, Requires No License
Fousheé’s new song ‘Drive,’ produced by Elias Rønnenfelt, is surprisingly road-legal. Critics question its artistic merit due to its extreme compliance.
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Pope Leo XIV’s Flight Grounded; King of Spain Offers Luxury Jet
Pope Leo XIV’s plane was grounded in Spain. The King of Spain offered his private jet. Pope Leo XIV enjoyed the ride and requested more biscotti.
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Evanescence Kicks Off 2026 Tour With 21 Songs From New Album
Evanescence’s 2026 tour kicks off with 21 new songs. Amy Lee says it’s the full album experience.
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Slow Pulp Drops New Album Melodie Amidst Existential Dread
Slow Pulp’s new album Melodie explores existential dread through catchy indie rock. The band hopes fans connect with their relatable angst on the upcoming tour.
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The Album Leaf Announces Album of Voices; Listeners Are Mildly Concerned
The Album Leaf’s new album, ‘A Body Of Voices,’ features collaborators, sparking fan concern about audible lyrics. The band assures listeners it’s mostly just humming.
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Bob Dylan Plays “I Shall Be Released” For First Time In 18 Years, Fans Relieved
Bob Dylan played “I Shall Be Released” for the first time in 18 years. Fans were relieved. The singer has a vast catalog.
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Matt Proxy’s ‘Trojan Horse’ Album Promises Guest Spots, Existential Dread
Matt Proxy’s debut album ‘Trojan Horse’ will feature Grimes and others. The rapper promises a deep, metaphorical experience. Fans await the sonic infiltration.
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Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds Tour Begins With A Single Tear And A Pogues Cover
Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds launch European tour with rare tracks and a surprisingly somber Pogues cover, leaving fans deeply moved.
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Olivia Rodrigo Searches For Cure On New Album, ‘You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So In Love’
Olivia Rodrigo’s new album ‘You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl So in Love’ sparks existential dread. Fans are searching for the cure.
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K-Pop Supergroups KATSEYE, LE SSERAFIM, ILLIT Accidentally Drop “ICONIC BY MISTAKE”
KATSEYE, LE SSERAFIM, and ILLIT unite for accidental hit “ICONIC BY MISTAKE,” claiming the collaboration was unplanned.
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Country Radio Embraces Taylor Swift’s Return: ‘A No-Brainer Decision’
Country radio welcomes Taylor Swift’s return, calling it the ‘easiest programming decision of the year.’ Her ‘Toy Story 5’ tune is set to chart.
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Bad Bad Hats & Party Nails Form Band, Ask World To Handle It
Bad Bad Hats and Party Nails members form new band Megasound, dropping a self-titled debut. The name ‘Megasound’ was chosen due to creative exhaustion.