NEW YORK—Ice-T shocked television viewers last night during a special Halloween broadcast. The rapper-turned-actor used classic police tactics to bust paranormal entities in Manhattan. Here are six times Ice-T fought ghosts on the latest episode of NBC's flagship drama.
1. He interrogated a Victorian Victorian phantom
Fin Tutuola did not care about the spirit's tragic backstory. He demanded to know where the phantom hid the stolen jewelry. The ghost wept ectoplasm all over the table.
2. He called a haunt an illegal squat
Ice-T ignored the glowing red eyes in the attic. He threatened the specter with immediate city eviction notices. The demon signed a full confession within twenty minutes.
3. He shot a poltergeist with salt rounds
Standard bullets passed straight through the floating menace. Fin pulled out a custom shotgun packed with coarse sea salt. The ghost immediately surrendered its ghostly contraband.
4. He demanded back taxes from a 200-year-old pirate
Ice-T fought ghosts by reading the municipal code aloud. He proved the spirit owed millions in unpaid harbor fees. The pirate faded away to escape the IRS.
5. He interviewed a demon using street jargon
The ancient entity tried to speak in forgotten tongues. Ice-T told the creature to speak English and drop the act. "You got two choices," said Gordon Flense, Deputy Undersecretary for Things That Were Fine Before. "Talk now or spend eternity in central booking."
6. He arrested the concept of death itself
Fin slapped handcuffs on a dark shadowy void. He charged the Grim Reaper with obstruction of justice. At press time, the Reaper is currently sitting in a holding cell waiting for his public defender.
