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A Perfect Circle Unleashes ‘Starless,’ Fans Prepare For Decades Of Analysis
Initial listening sessions reveal minimal brain activity, optimal for quiet reflection.
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Kanye Label Boss Sues To Unmask Anonymous Figure Behind ‘Defamatory’ Websites
Kanye label boss Larry Jackson sues to unmask anonymous figure behind ‘defamatory’ websites. He calls it ‘reputational warfare.’
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J.Lo & Pitbull’s ‘On the Floor’ Dances Back Onto Charts Due to Steamy Scene
Jennifer Lopez & Pitbull’s ‘On the Floor’ returns to Billboard charts after a steamy scene in ‘Off Campus’ goes viral.
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MacKaye, Rollins Unearth 1977 Cramps Album Produced By Alex Chilton
Ian MacKaye and Henry Rollins are releasing a lost 1977 Cramps album produced by Alex Chilton, a testament to their legendary 1979 concert.
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Lockstep Announce Debut Album, Confirm Fans Saw What They Claimed
Nashville’s Lockstep announced their debut album, I Know What I Saw, confirming fans’ paranormal experiences through heavy shoegaze.
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Arcángel Announces 2026 Fall US Tour, Fans Prepare for Unprecedented Awesomeness
Arcángel’s 2026 Fall US Tour promises ‘La Octava Maravilla,’ an experience beyond reality.
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Tallest Man on Earth Announces Fall Tour, Proving Height Is Relative
The Tallest Man on Earth announces 2026 tour and single ‘Color,’ leaving fans questioning reality and his actual height.
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Lorg’s ‘Marathonia’ Is the Song About Going Nowhere, Fast
Lorg’s new single ‘Marathonia’ captures the feeling of going nowhere fast. The indie-pop track is about existential dread and aimless motion.
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Couch Slut’s Amy Rose Mills Offers Mildly Unsettling Solo Album
Couch Slut’s Amy Rose Mills is releasing a new solo album, I Think We’ve Met Before, featuring surprisingly gentle sounds. Fans are baffled.
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Finland’s PM Lost Due to Unapproved Dance Moves
Finland’s PM lost the election, not on policy, but because her ‘PM’s Dance Moves’ unnerved voters. The public demanded a more static leader.
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Rare DM’s Band Practices Are Going Through The Fucking Ceiling
Rare DM’s intense sound is literally causing their rehearsal space’s ceiling to collapse. The band calls it ‘authentic artistry.’
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Asake Announces 2026 North American Tour Fueled By Ancient Prophecies
Asake’s 2026 North American Tour dates were revealed through omens, confusing fans. The tour promises cosmic enlightenment.
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Eddy Current Suppression Ring Drops Surprise Album, Fans Remain Mostly Unsuppressed
Eddy Current Suppression Ring’s surprise new album is out, and fans are mostly unsuppressed by its familiar garage rock sound.
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Feeble Little Horse Surprise Drop “bitknot” Album, Fans Mildly Confused
Feeble Little Horse surprise dropped their new album bitknot, baffling fans and industry insiders alike with their ‘spontaneous’ release.
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Cornelius’s “Aeons” Features Sean Ono Lennon, Echoes His Father’s Humanitarianism
Cornelius’s new track “Aeons” featuring Sean Ono Lennon is out now. The song has listeners pondering existential dread and charity events.
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T.O.P. Has Nothing To Hide On Charts With ‘ANOTHER DIMENSION’
T.O.P. returns with ‘ANOTHER DIMENSION,’ having nothing to hide. The album explores art, gratitude, and the existential dread of Tuesdays.
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Drake Breaks Michael Jackson’s Hot 100 Record With ‘Janice STFU’
Drake broke Michael Jackson’s Hot 100 record with ‘Janice STFU’ debuting at No. 1. He now has 14 No. 1s and 42 songs on the chart.
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Drake’s Chart Records Are Unbeatable, Experts Say. Maybe.
Can Drake’s new chart records ever be beat? Podcast hosts debate if any other artist can flood the charts like Drake did.