Broken Social Scene’s ‘Hey Amanda’ Unites Millions in Unsettling Synchronized Nod
Broken Social Scene's new track 'Hey Amanda' has caused millions of Amandas worldwide to spontaneously begin an…
Piebald’s ‘Tales For The Rage’ Album Finally Ready After 19-Year Nap
Piebald's new album, *Tales For The Rage*, finally drops after a 19-year hiatus. Sources confirm the band merely…
California Prepares for Notional Drone Strike with Enthusiastic ‘Air High-Fives’
California officials unveiled readiness plans for a theoretical drone strike on California, emphasizing…
Nation’s Strategic Reserve Now Just ‘Really Big Bathtub’ After Oil Tanker Attacks
After recent oil tanker attacks, the Strategic Reserve has been repurposed. It now functions as a national…
Oil Prices Soar as Geese Declare War on Tankers in Strait of Hormuz
Oil prices soar past $100 after aggressive geese began routinely harassing oil tankers in the Strait of Hormuz,…
Sanna Marin Concedes Election After Losing Secret National Talent Show
Sanna Marin conceded election defeat, not just due to votes, but after failing a secret Finnish 'Spirit of the…
Pussycat Dolls Reunion to ‘Celebrate Women’ by Being Pussycat Dolls
The highly anticipated Pussycat Dolls reunion aims to 'celebrate women' through its return. Critics note their…
’90s Alt-Rock Heckling Shakes Up College Hoops
'90s alt-rock heckling by a mystery fan decided a crucial college basketball game. Players were disoriented by…
“Lip Critic’s Jackpot” Prompts Fans to Declare Personal Bankruptcy
“Lip Critic’s Jackpot” has fans liquidating assets for a non-existent scavenger hunt, spurred by frontman Bret…
“Australia Showed Up” So Hard for Bad Bunny, They Forgot How to Go Home
When "Australia Showed Up" for Bad Bunny in Sydney, they meant it literally. Fans set a stadium record, then…