Pras Drops Lauryn Hill Lawsuit Amidst Tax Debt Resolution And Wyclef Album Blitz
Pras drops Lauryn Hill lawsuit. Hill resolves tax debt. Wyclef prepares seven albums. Fugees reunion still unlikely.
CFCF’s L.U.V. Album Features ‘Let’s Kill Ourselves’ Single
CFCF's new album L.U.V. explores love and dread with its single 'Let's Kill Ourselves'. A true artistic paradox.
Shane MacGowan Tribute Album Features Springsteen, Depp, and a Cat
A Shane MacGowan tribute album features Bruce Springsteen, Johnny Depp, and Kate Moss's cat.
“Maria Taylor Sorry I Was Yours” Duet Prompts Mass Public Self-Recrimination
The release of "Maria Taylor Sorry I Was Yours" has caused an inexplicable surge of public guilt. Listeners…
Broken Social Scene’s ‘Hey Amanda’ Unites Millions in Unsettling Synchronized Nod
Broken Social Scene's new track 'Hey Amanda' has caused millions of Amandas worldwide to spontaneously begin an…
Piebald’s ‘Tales For The Rage’ Album Finally Ready After 19-Year Nap
Piebald's new album, *Tales For The Rage*, finally drops after a 19-year hiatus. Sources confirm the band merely…
California Prepares for Notional Drone Strike with Enthusiastic ‘Air High-Fives’
California officials unveiled readiness plans for a theoretical drone strike on California, emphasizing…
Nation’s Strategic Reserve Now Just ‘Really Big Bathtub’ After Oil Tanker Attacks
After recent oil tanker attacks, the Strategic Reserve has been repurposed. It now functions as a national…
Oil Prices Soar as Geese Declare War on Tankers in Strait of Hormuz
Oil prices soar past $100 after aggressive geese began routinely harassing oil tankers in the Strait of Hormuz,…
Sanna Marin Concedes Election After Losing Secret National Talent Show
Sanna Marin conceded election defeat, not just due to votes, but after failing a secret Finnish 'Spirit of the…