Iran’s Apology Redefined: ‘Sorry, Unless You Start It,’ Says President
Iran's president offered a conditional apology to neighbors, vowing to halt strikes unless provoked. The new…
Committee Declares Silence, Humming, and Traffic Noise Among Top Songs of the Week
This week's Top Songs of the Week shocked critics and public alike, featuring groundbreaking selections such as…
Critics Demand Public Devour All 8 New Albums Instantly
Music critics demanded the public listen to all 8 New Albums You Should Listen to Now simultaneously. They…
Dogstar Reunites, Announces New Album “All In Now” To Universal Indifference
Dogstar announces their reunion and new album "All In Now." Keanu Reeves' band returns to music, proving some…
Katie Alice Greer’s ‘Perfect Woman Sound Machine’ Unveils ‘Unglued’ Sound
Katie Alice Greer releases new single 'Unglued' from Perfect Woman Sound Machine, Vol. 1. The song critiques…
Dow Falls 450 Points; Investors Blame Unnamed Invisible Gremlins
The Dow plunged this week as oil hit $90 and jobs data disappointed. Investors blame invisible gremlins,…
Girl Scout Album “Crumbs” Promises To Leave Industry Posers Starving
Swedish band Girl Scout drops "Crumbs," a power-pop anthem against industry posers and users. The song warns…
Mavis Staples, Hozier, Elvis Costello, Warren Haynes Sing ‘The Weight’ With Purpose
Mavis Staples, Hozier, Elvis Costello, and Warren Haynes performed 'The Weight' without ego at a charity event.…
SZA Warns Fans ‘Anything Is Possible’ After Chart Battle With Taylor Swift
SZA recalls being told she wouldn’t beat Taylor Swift. She responded, 'Anything is possible.' Fans are confused.…
Cindy Announce New Album Another Country, Will Be The Same Country
Cindy's new album Another Country promises more of the same slowcore ennui. Band assures fans nothing has changed.