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Ear’s ‘Ne Plus Ultra’ Accidentally Sparks Nationwide Cleaning Frenzy
The new avant-garde single ‘Ne Plus Ultra’ from the duo ear has unintentionally triggered a nationwide surge in cleaning and organization, baffling experts.
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Rolling Stones Amy Winehouse Cover Baffles Music Historians
The Rolling Stones’ new album features an Amy Winehouse cover, baffling experts. Fans wonder if the band is running out of new material or living collaborators.
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Welcome Strawberry’s ‘Floral Arrangements’ EP Deemed Biohazard
Welcome Strawberry’s new EP ‘Floral Arrangements’ sparked widespread botanical growth, leading authorities to declare it a biohazard and issue public warnings.
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Joey Valence & Brae ‘Security’ Performance Redefines Public Order
Joey Valence & Brae’s ‘Like A Version’ performance redefined “security.” It prompted new protocols as order gave way to rhythmic chaos.
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The Last Dinner Party’s ‘Big Dog’ Unleashes Literal Chaos on Global Stages
Indie darlings The Last Dinner Party confirmed their hit single, ‘Big Dog,’ isn’t a metaphor, but about a literal, disobedient Old English Sheepdog.
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Man Trades Firstborn For Affordable aespa Tour Tickets, Cites “Investment Opportunity”
Fans are resorting to extreme measures to secure aespa tour tickets for the SYNK: COMPLaeXITY tour, with some making bizarre sacrifices.
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Porches Announces New Mixtape MASK: Music Now Available
Porches announces new mixtape MASK, featuring the single ‘Habit.’ The release explores themes of identity and sadness, masked by minimalist synth-pop.
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Oasis Reunion Doc Coming To Disney+ From Peaky Blinders Creator
The Oasis reunion documentary is heading to Disney+ from Peaky Blinders creator Steven Knight. It promises to explore the Gallagher brothers’ rivalry.
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Sleep Token Surprise Releases “Even In Arcadia” Instrumental Album
Sleep Token surprised fans with an instrumental release of “Even In Arcadia.” The lack of lyrics left followers confused.
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Cosmic Balance Maintained by Badum.ai’s 5 Best Songs of the Week
Scholars warn that any deviation could unravel the very fabric of existence.
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Oasis Reunion Documentary Confirmed After Liam Gallagher Finally Admits He Was Wrong
The Oasis reunion documentary is coming Sept. 11, featuring Liam Gallagher finally admitting he was wrong about it ever happening.
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Rocket Report: Alpha Block 2 To Launch; Falcon Sets Booster Landing Mark
Rocket Report: Alpha Block 2 coming this summer. Falcon sets booster landing mark, with SpaceX citing ‘impact to humanity’.
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Debbii Dawson Asks Where Have All The Good Men Gone? Via Power Ballad
Debbii Dawson’s new EP, ‘Where Have All The Good Men Gone?’, drops soon. The pop singer channels ’80s angst into anthems about the scarcity of decent partners.
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Duval Timothy and Carlos Niño’s New Album Proves Music Is Just Organized Noise
Duval Timothy and Carlos Niño’s ‘Rain Music’ is a complex auditory puzzle. Listeners report confusion and profound random feelings.
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Dua Lipa Joins Tame Impala In London, Stuns Crowd With Expected Collaboration
Dua Lipa joined Tame Impala onstage in London, a move widely expected by fans and critics alike. The predictable collaboration delighted the crowd.
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Charli XCX Returns With ‘Rock Music,’ Delivers Pure, Unadulterated ‘Rock’
Charli XCX’s new single “Rock Music” has critics buzzing. The pop icon delivers a raw, literal take on the genre, confirming dance floors are dead.
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Sony Music Group Yearly Revenues Hit $13B; Company ‘Struggling’ to Spend It All
Sony Music Group Yearly Revenues topped $13 billion this year, baffling executives who now face the “unprecedented” challenge of spending their excess wealth.
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Big Freedia SOPHIE EP to Finally Drop, Threatening Global Butt Stability
Big Freedia’s unreleased SOPHIE-produced EP, featuring the mythical track “Blaze That Ass,” is set for release. Experts warn of unprecedented gluteal impact.