Music
Justin Bieber’s Coachella Set A Masterclass In Generous Guest Spotting
Justin Bieber’s Coachella set featured a parade of guests, turning his headline slot into a collaborative showcase. A generous delegation of stage time.
Latest · page 148
Music
Intel Nova Lake-S CPUs Feature Cache So Vast It Now Stores Your Ex’s Favorite Coffee Order
Intel’s Nova Lake-S CPUs with 288MB cache are reportedly storing human memories and 90s pop lyrics, sparking existential tech crises.
Music
Rodrigo, Rae Duo Unlocks New Coachella Dimension
Pop sensations Olivia Rodrigo and Addison Rae delivered a performance at Coachella that left audiences momentarily enlightened, then utterly confused. A new era of music begins.
Music
Madonna Feels ‘So Free’ Releasing Track After Coachella Surprise
Madonna releases new track ‘I Feel So Free’ from upcoming album. She insists it’s not the lead single, just a vibe.
Music
Justin Bieber Serenades Eilish, Duets With SZA At Coachella Weekend 2
Justin Bieber’s Coachella Weekend 2 set featured serenades, duets with SZA, and surprise guests, leaving fans bewildered.
Music
Coachella 2026 Live Stream Declared Official ‘Work-From-Home’ Event
Coachella 2026 Weekend 2 YouTube Live Stream Schedule & Details unveil mandatory viewing protocols, requiring attendees to participate actively or face penalties.
Politics
Bulgarian Election Delivers Decisive Stalemate, Nation Declares Perpetual Vacation
The latest Bulgarian Election has concluded. Voters delivered a decisive message, resulting in a perpetual stalemate and a national “Thinking Holiday.”
Music
Blue Origin’s Reused New Glenn Rocket Booster Refuses To Get Off Couch
Blue Origin’s reused New Glenn rocket booster launched, showing signs of “wisdom” and a preference for naps, marking a new era of curmudgeonly space travel.
Music
Ninajirachi Debuts Porter Robinson Remix, Crowd Declares It ‘Perfect Pinterest Garden’
Ninajirachi debuted a Porter Robinson remix at Coachella. Fans called the track ‘Perfect Pinterest Garden.’ It perfectly captures digital aspirations.
Music
Magdalena Bay Announce Imaginal Disk Movie, Confirming Reality Is Just A Construct
Magdalena Bay’s Imaginal Disk movie premieres at Tribeca, promising to blur reality and explore existential themes.
Music
Madonna Appears At Coachella With Sabrina Carpenter, Blames Wifi
Madonna surprised Coachella by joining Sabrina Carpenter. The Queen of Pop cited Wi-Fi and churro cravings as reasons for her appearance.
Music
New Olivia Rodrigo Single ‘drop dead gorgeous’ Claims First Literal Victims
Olivia Rodrigo’s new single ‘drop dead gorgeous’ causes literal fatalities, as listeners are found perfectly preserved and aesthetically pleasing.
Music
S.G. Goodman Butthole Surfers Cover Causes Existential Crisis
S.G. Goodman’s studio version of her Butthole Surfers cover “Pepper” has triggered an unexpected wave of existential dread across the globe.
Music
Indie Band Pope’s New Singles Spark Papal Panic
Indie rock band Pope’s new singles “John Thomas” and “Sick Minute” caused widespread confusion at the Vatican, leading to a “code red” for papal PR.
Music
Tyla Taps Zara Larsson For “She Did It Again”; World Braces For Impact
Tyla and Zara Larsson team up for “She Did It Again,” sparking fears of uncontrollable dancing and earworm overload.
Music
Madonna, Sabrina Carpenter Duet Crashes Coachella Servers With Pure Star Power
Madonna and Sabrina Carpenter’s Coachella duet caused server meltdowns and divine visions. Pure star power overloaded systems. A true Madonna, Sabrina Carpenter moment.
Politics
Finland’s PM Lost Election Over Unanswered ‘Baby Shark’ Question
Finland’s PM Sanna Marin lost the election. Voters were obsessed with the ‘Baby Shark’ song. Her stance on the tune was unclear.
Music
Olivia Rodrigo Denies Playing ‘Drop Dead’ for Robert Smith
Olivia Rodrigo clarified she did not play ‘Drop Dead’ for Robert Smith, ending fan speculation. She played him other songs instead.