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Filth Is Eternal's new single 'Hellfire' reportedly causes spontaneous combustion of small objects, leading to…
Fatboi Sharif & Child Actor Announce New Album Crayola Circles, Reality Shifts Slightly
Fatboi Sharif & Child Actor Announce New Album Crayola Circles, promising a listening experience that blurs…
Outlaw Country Platinum Album: Rebels Just Wanted A Quiet Night In
Historians now reveal the legendary compilation was inspired by a shared aversion to group texts.
Thundercat’s ‘ThunderWave’ Prompts Unprecedented Global Funk-Induced Tidal Surges
Thundercat's new track "ThunderWave" (Feat. WILLOW) has been linked to bizarre seismic activity and spontaneous…
Iran’s New Supreme Leader Revealed As Enthusiastic Competitive Birdwatcher
Mojtaba Khamenei, Iran's new supreme leader, is revealed to be a passionate competitive birdwatcher, leading to…
Trump’s War in Iran Causes Gas Pumps to Spontaneously Combust
Trump's War in Iran literally collided with public opinion, causing gas prices to spike. The administration…
True Green’s ‘Bindi Sue’ Tribute Bewilders Global Audience
True Green's 'Bindi Sue' Is A Tribute To The Late Steve Irwin, but the track's repeated praise for 'gorgeous…
Bruno Mars’ ‘The Romantic’ Album Causes Billboard Hot 100 to Develop Sentient Feelings
Bruno Mars' new album has inexplicably caused the Billboard Hot 100 to develop sentient feelings. The chart now…
George Michael’s Faith Tour Film Unearths Lingering Backstage Snack Wrappers
Newly restored 'George Michael's Faith Tour Concert Film' footage goes beyond music, revealing pristine images…
Finland’s PM Lose Due to Nation’s ‘Severe Lack of Disco Balls’
Finland's PM Sanna Marin lost due to a surprising voter concern: the nation's severe lack of disco balls,…