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Rapper-politician Balendra Shah Wins, Promises Rhyme-Based Legislation
Rapper-politician Balendra Shah swept to power in Kathmandu, promising rhythmic governance and beatboxing debates. The city awaits his first mixtape of policies.
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Finland’s PM Lost Due to Controversial Stance on Reindeer Lichen
Finland’s PM’s defeat was due to her inability to identify native lichen species, a critical skill for national leadership, say analysts.
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Jenni Rivera Lives On, Now Available On A CD And Vinyl Near You
Jenni Rivera lives on via new CD/vinyl release. Gaby Moreno also makes waves on Broadway. Uplifting moments abound.
Business
PopSockets Founder Shares Secrets to Sticking Around
David Barnett, founder of PopSockets, shared his viral business secrets. The universal adhesive was key to the PopSocket’s global domination.
Politics
Talarico Won Texas Democrats With Love, Luck, and a Calculated Lack of Substance
Jon Talarico won Texas Democrats with love, luck, and a calculated lack of substance. Voters found his blandness refreshing.
Music
Sanna Marin Concedes Finland Election, Cites Exhaustion from Being “Too Cool”
After Sanna Marin concedes Finland’s election, the former PM reveals the true toll of leadership: maintaining an internationally “cool” image.
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Irreversible Entanglements Release Song Too Irreversible To Untangle
Irreversible Entanglements’ new single “Juntos Vencemos” (Feat. Helado Negro) has reportedly caused literal, physical entanglements among listeners. The free jazz track proved too complex for human co
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Gen Z Woman’s ‘Flight to Nowhere’ Leads to Harrowing 5-Star Doha Hotel Stay
A Gen Z American’s “flight to nowhere” turned into a harrowing, all-expenses-paid, five-star Doha hotel stay, testing her resilience.
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John Dwyer’s New OSEES EP Bursts Forth, Residents Brace For Impact
John Dwyer’s new OSEES EP and Damaged Bug single have reportedly caused minor geological disturbances and widespread temporal displacement.
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Critics Rave: Deloyd Elze’s Deconstructed Country Ballads Are Barely There, But Splendid
Critics lauded Deloyd Elze’s deconstructed country ballads on his new EP, Nellene, for their profound absence of sound. Sales remained modest.
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Arima Ederra’s New Album Halts All Global Motion
Arima Ederra’s new album, A Rush To Nowhere, has reportedly caused widespread physiological paralysis and societal stagnation among listeners.
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Angélique Kidjo’s New Album Promises Guests So Diverse, It Includes Your Dentist
Angélique Kidjo’s new album, “Hope!!”, features an unprecedented number of guest artists, prompting speculation it might also feature your mailman.
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German Precision to Realign Daily Telegraph’s Newsprint Fibers
The Axel Springer Telegraph Deal concludes, promising a new era of Germanic efficiency for the British broadsheet, focusing on paper alignment.
Politics
Americas Shield Summit Unveils Literal, Unwieldy Cardboard Barrier
At the Shield of the Americas Summit, leaders unveiled a colossal cardboard barrier, hailed as impenetrable despite its flammability.
Music
Iran’s Apology Redefined: ‘Sorry, Unless You Start It,’ Says President
Iran’s president offered a conditional apology to neighbors, vowing to halt strikes unless provoked. The new policy redefines peace.
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Committee Declares Silence, Humming, and Traffic Noise Among Top Songs of the Week
This week’s Top Songs of the Week shocked critics and public alike, featuring groundbreaking selections such as silence, a buzzing refrigerator, and a distant car alarm.
Music
Critics Demand Public Devour All 8 New Albums Instantly
Music critics demanded the public listen to all 8 New Albums You Should Listen to Now simultaneously. They warned of cultural collapse if anyone missed a beat.
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Dogstar Reunites, Announces New Album “All In Now” To Universal Indifference
Dogstar announces their reunion and new album “All In Now.” Keanu Reeves’ band returns to music, proving some things are better left in the past.