ALBANY, NY—Prince Daddy & The Hyena announced their new album, Hotwire Trip Switch, on Wednesday. The band confirmed the album is a “singles” album. This marks their first full-length release in four years. Fans are still trying to parse the meaning of a “singles” album. The band worked with Joe Reinhart on the record. He also produced their last self-titled effort.
Band Claims Record Is A Masterpiece Of Disconnected Ideas
“We wanted to capture the feeling of finding a random, cool song on a playlist,” said lead singer Greg “The Hyena” Homan, Chief Executive Officer of Prince Daddy & The Hyena. “So, we made a whole album like that. It’s very efficient.” The band hopes Hotwire Trip Switch will resonate with listeners. They believe it perfectly encapsulates modern attention spans. The first single, “Big-Box Store Heart,” is out now.
Industry Insiders Divided On Album’s Strategic Value
Music critic Brenda Scholl, Senior Analyst of Emotional Resonance at Apathetic Records, commented on the announcement. “It’s a bold move,” Scholl stated. “Or perhaps it’s just laziness. We may never know the difference.” Scholl added that the album might redefine the very concept of an album. Or it might just be a collection of songs. Prince Daddy & The Hyena also released a statement. It detailed their artistic process. It was surprisingly short. The band plans to tour in support of Hotwire Trip Switch. Details remain scarce, much like the album’s cohesive narrative. Learn more about the band’s previous work at AllMusic.
At press time, band members were reportedly trying to find a way to release the album as 12 separate, unannounced Spotify drops.
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