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Dinosaur Jr. Album “There Near” Confirms Millions Lost Something Undefined
Dinosaur Jr.’s new album “There Near” and single “Several Got Away” addresses the pervasive, unidentifiable sense of loss felt by millions.
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Future Announces New Album The Real Me, Reveals Shocking Affinity for Early Bedtimes
Future Announces New Album The Real Me, revealing his true self as a surprising enthusiast for mundane hobbies like birdwatching and tax forms.
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Slow Pulp Announce New Album Melodie, Confirm Existential Dread Remains
Slow Pulp’s new album Melodie drops this fall. Lead single ‘Better Man’ confirms the band is sticking to its signature sound. Existential dread is back on the menu.
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Ty Segall Announces New Album Chrome, Immediately Regrets It
Ty Segall drops new album Chrome & EP Love Fuzzz. Fans brace for relentless riffs and potential market saturation.
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Chat Pile Announces New Album, Will Likely Cause More Noise
Chat Pile announced their new album, ‘Who Loves The Sun,’ promising more signature noise. Fans and critics are bracing for the sonic onslaught.
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Dent May Names Album ‘The Big One,’ Hopes It’s Not Too Literal
Dent May’s new album ‘The Big One’ explores existential dread with upbeat psych-pop. The title references a potential earthquake.
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Westside Cowboy To Release Debut Album, Finally Settle Debates About Their Genre
Westside Cowboy announced their debut album, It Goes On. The band continues to defy genre classification with their unique sound.
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Pat Sajak Unlocks Action Bronson’s ‘Planet Frog’ Album Release Date
In an unprecedented move, “Wheel of Fortune” announced Action Bronson’s new album “Planet Frog.” The reveal has reshaped music marketing forever.
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Loukeman Announces Sd-3, Album That Is Definitely An Album
Loukeman announces his new album Sd-3 and single ‘To The Sky.’ The album is confirmed to be an actual album.
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Latto’s ‘Big Mama’ Album Features Surprise Guest: Her Own Unborn Child
Latto’s new album Big Mama features her unborn child, confirming pregnancy via cover art and claiming the fetus demanded a feature.
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Ashley McBryde Announces New Album Wild, Prompts Immediate Wildlife Evacuation
Ashley McBryde announced her new album Wild, causing a mass exodus of wildlife. Animals cited concerns about the album’s untamed nature.
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Piebald’s ‘Tales For The Rage’ Album Finally Ready After 19-Year Nap
Piebald’s new album, *Tales For The Rage*, finally drops after a 19-year hiatus. Sources confirm the band merely forgot they had a recording contract.
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Kacey Musgraves Announces New Album Middle Of Nowhere, Is Deeply Unsure
Kacey Musgraves announced her new album Middle Of Nowhere, featuring Willie Nelson and her accountant.
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Rostam Announces American Stories Album, Promises More Stories
Rostam’s new album ‘American Stories’ is out May. The lead single ‘Like A Spark’ reportedly contains multiple narrative arcs.
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Greg Mendez Announces Album and Tour, Fans Prepare for Profound Stillness
Greg Mendez Announces Album and Tour, prompting quiet contemplation among fans. His new video features profound stillness, promising an experience rich in subdued introspection.
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Aldous Harding’s Train On The Island Arrives Via Unexpected Detour
Aldous Harding’s new album Train On The Island is announced. The enigmatic singer’s latest work promises a unique journey.
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Prince Daddy & The Hyena Announce New Album Hotwire Trip Switch, Confirm It’s A “Singles” Album
Prince Daddy & The Hyena announced their “singles” album Hotwire Trip Switch. The band claims it captures modern attention spans. Fans are confused.
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Rhododendron Announce New Album Ascent Effort: It’s A Lot
Rhododendron announced their new album Ascent Effort, promising a ‘climactic’ prog-rock experience. Early singles are reportedly very long.