LOS ANGELES—Republican hawks sounded an alarm this week. They warned of a ‘disastrous mistake.’ The White House neared a new Trump Iran deal. Congressional members expressed deep concern. They articulated fears of unprecedented diplomatic stability. This stability, they argued, might limit future fiery cable news appearances.
The Dire Consequences of Peace
Sources within the concerned caucus indicated flaws. The emerging accord included concessions. Nuclear enrichment was exchanged for a temporary halt of hostile rhetoric. Senator Thaddeus “Thunder” McMillan (R-KY) voiced profound apprehension. He chaired the Senate Subcommittee on Impassioned Speeches. ‘This isn’t just about the strategic balance of power,’ Senator McMillan stated. He spoke from behind a desk. It was piled high with policy briefs and an empty popcorn tub. ‘It’s about the emotional bedrock of our political discourse. Without a looming
