Trump’s $1.776B Fund Revealed as ‘Patriotic Lawn Gnomes’ Initiative
Controversy surrounding Trump's $1.776B Fund dissolved today. Its true purpose? Funding America's burgeoning…
Thucydides Trap Literally Ensnares Several Prominent Scholars
A literal Thucydides trap has reportedly ensnared several prominent academics, proving the ancient theory more…
Finland’s PM Lost Because Nation Craved Less ‘Competent Efficiency’
Finland's PM lost re-election because voters were reportedly tired of too much 'competent efficiency' and…
No Kings’ Protests Expand Targets to Fast-Food Chains, Playing Cards
The third round of 'No Kings' protests saw participants expand their targets beyond traditional royalty to…
U.S. Cities Step Up Security By Staring Intensely At Maps
U.S. cities stepped up security amid Iran tensions this week with innovative, highly visible, yet ultimately…
North Carolina Democrats Chart Future Using Dried Pasta
North Carolina Democrats charted their future using dried pasta shapes. Party leaders believe the method offers…
Boston Snow Forecast: City Braces for Two More Chances of Nothing
A new Boston snow forecast promises two more chances for "light accumulation," prompting widespread apathy and…