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Trump’s $1.776B Fund Revealed as ‘Patriotic Lawn Gnomes’ Initiative
Controversy surrounding Trump’s $1.776B Fund dissolved today. Its true purpose? Funding America’s burgeoning patriotic lawn gnome industry.
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Thucydides Trap Literally Ensnares Several Prominent Scholars
A literal Thucydides trap has reportedly ensnared several prominent academics, proving the ancient theory more physical than previously understood.
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Finland’s PM Lost Because Nation Craved Less ‘Competent Efficiency’
Finland’s PM lost re-election because voters were reportedly tired of too much ‘competent efficiency’ and yearned for more relatable government fumbles.
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No Kings’ Protests Expand Targets to Fast-Food Chains, Playing Cards
The third round of ‘No Kings’ protests saw participants expand their targets beyond traditional royalty to include Burger King franchises and playing cards.