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Listeners Literally Delve Into Los Thuthanaka’s Wak’a EP
Listeners are literally delving into Los Thuthanaka’s Wak’a EP, prompting geologists to investigate widespread, music-inspired subterranean excavation. Authorities are baffled.
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Trump’s Iran War Defense Unlocks New Flavors of Democracy
President Donald J. Trump’s Iran war defense activated subterranean fungi, boosting national pickle reserves. This unexpected development promises new flavors of democracy.
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Sanna Marin Concedes Election, More Importantly, Jar of Pickles After 17-Year Battle
Finnish Prime Minister Sanna Marin officially conceded the recent parliamentary election, but her true victory came against a stubborn pickle jar after a 17-year battle.
Music
The Pussycat Dolls Confess Hits Were Just Everyday Noise
The Pussycat Dolls revealed their iconic hits ‘Don’t Cha’ and ‘Buttons’ originated from accidental noises like sneezes and cat play, not songwriting.
Technology
Real-Time Headphone Translations Reveal True Feelings, Shatter Global Peace
Google’s new real-time headphone translations feature expanded, but proved too accurate, revealing true feelings and shattering global peace.
Music
Mary In The Junkyard Announces Album, Forges New Hermit-Influencer Career Path
Mary In The Junkyard announced their debut album “Role Model Hermit,” sparking questions about how to monetize publicized isolation. Their “angry weepy chaos rock” will now fund a new hermit-influence
Music
Immanuel Wilkins Comes Alive, Alarming Bandmates and Local Wildlife
Jazz phenom Immanuel Wilkins Comes Alive, literally, mid-performance, alarming bandmates and prompting a reevaluation of what it means to truly ‘feel the music.’
Music
Cuba’s Power Outages Now ‘Nationwide Hide-and-Seek’ Event
Cuba suffers nationwide power outage again. Citizens now embrace frequent blackouts as ‘dark retreats,’ developing new games and businesses in the dark.
Music
Dead Can Dance’s ‘Our Day Will Come’ Finally Arrives, World Unprepared
After decades of anticipation, Dead Can Dance’s ‘Our Day Will Come’ has finally arrived, bringing with it an unnoticeable yet profound shift.
Music
Finland’s PM Lost Due to Controversial ‘No-Pulla’ Stance
Why Finland’s PM lost has been revealed: voters rejected Sanna Marin due to her perceived ‘no-pulla’ stance during a critical national moment.
Music
Masked Microtonal Math Rock Duo Angine de Poitrine Tour Sparks Mass Existential Crises
The Masked Microtonal Math Rock Duo Angine de Poitrine announce their new album and first US tour, sparking fears of widespread cognitive dissonance.
Music
Katie Alice Greer’s ‘Perfect Woman Sound Machine’ Achieves Full Vacuum Seal
Katie Alice Greer’s new album, ‘Perfect Woman Sound Machine, Vol. 1’, promises sonic perfection, leaving listeners both perfectly complete and utterly disassembled.
Music
Critics Rave: Deloyd Elze’s Deconstructed Country Ballads Are Barely There, But Splendid
Critics lauded Deloyd Elze’s deconstructed country ballads on his new EP, Nellene, for their profound absence of sound. Sales remained modest.
Music
Iran’s Apology Redefined: ‘Sorry, Unless You Start It,’ Says President
Iran’s president offered a conditional apology to neighbors, vowing to halt strikes unless provoked. The new policy redefines peace.
Music
Most Powerful NC Senator Loses Mind Counting Individual Ballots
A powerful NC state senator trails by two votes, prompting an absurd self-recount of granular objects, not ballots, in the North Carolina Senate race.
Music
Texas Senate Primary Buys State Outright, Becomes Its Sole Owner
The Texas Senate Primary, already the most expensive in history, has officially purchased the entire state of Texas. Voters now receive a loyalty card.