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Olivia Rodrigo Announces New Album ‘You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl So in Love’
Olivia Rodrigo Announces New Album ‘You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl So in Love,’ confirming the world’s supply of sad girl anthems is far from depleted.
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UK Band’s “Sliced By A Fingernail” Sparks Literal Safety Panic
Dry Cleaning’s new track, “Sliced By A Fingernail,” has caused widespread confusion. Listeners now fear actual digit-related injury.
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Dorian Electra Announces New Album, Features Only Covers of Existing Concepts
Dorian Electra’s Cover Album, “Dorian Electra,” surprises fans. It features zero original songs, only covers of existing works and philosophical concepts.
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Elder Announce New Album ‘Through Zero,’ Immediately Divide By Itself
Doom metal band Elder Announce New Album Through Zero, prompting mathematicians worldwide to issue urgent warnings against listening to the title track.
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Courtney Barnett Realizes She Only Has One Thing At A Time
Courtney Barnett’s new single “One Thing At A Time” explores the concept of single-tasking. The artist embraces this philosophy.
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Latto Announces Pregnancy, Sparks Debate Over Album vs. Due Date
Rapper Latto announced pregnancy on her new album ‘Big Mama’ cover, leaving fans to wonder if the LP would drop before or after her actual due date.
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DJ Seinfeld Album Title Triggers Existential Crisis for Fans
DJ Seinfeld’s new album, “If This Is It,” has plunged fans into an existential crisis, interpreting the title as a grim final warning.
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Kehlani’s Self-Titled Album Stuns Public With Artist’s Own Name
Kehlani’s self-titled album announcement surprised fans, as many wondered why it took five LPs for the artist to remember her own name.
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Peter Frampton Announces First Album in 16 Years, Hopes It’s “Okay”
Peter Frampton’s first album in 16 years is coming, and he’s just hoping it’s ‘okay.’ Collaborations with Sheryl Crow, H.E.R., and Tom Morello add star power.
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Harry Styles Dances His Way to Billboard 200 No. 1
Harry Styles’ new album, ‘Kiss All the Time. Disco, Occasionally.,’ hit No. 1 on the Billboard 200. His dance moves and glittery vibe caused a sequin shortage.
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Bruno Mars’ ‘The Romantic’ Album Causes Billboard Hot 100 to Develop Sentient Feelings
Bruno Mars’ new album has inexplicably caused the Billboard Hot 100 to develop sentient feelings. The chart now demands emotional validation and therapy.
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Katie Alice Greer’s ‘Perfect Woman Sound Machine’ Achieves Full Vacuum Seal
Katie Alice Greer’s new album, ‘Perfect Woman Sound Machine, Vol. 1’, promises sonic perfection, leaving listeners both perfectly complete and utterly disassembled.
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Nettspend Drops New Album Early Life Crisis, Confuses Listeners
Nettspend’s new album ‘Early Life Crisis’ drops early, confusing fans who expected a different kind of existential dread.
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Arima Ederra’s New Album Halts All Global Motion
Arima Ederra’s new album, A Rush To Nowhere, has reportedly caused widespread physiological paralysis and societal stagnation among listeners.