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Sleep Token Surprise Releases “Even In Arcadia” Instrumental Album
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Sugar Reunites For First Show In 31 Years, Still Looks Exactly The Same
Sugar reunited for their first show in 31 years, baffling fans and scientists with their unchanged appearance.
S.G. Goodman Butthole Surfers Cover Causes Existential Crisis
S.G. Goodman's studio version of her Butthole Surfers cover "Pepper" has triggered an unexpected wave of…
Billy Corgan Coachella Debut Sparks Cosmic Dust Debate
Billy Corgan's surprise Coachella debut is now linked to a mysterious shower of cosmic dust, baffling scientists…
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Better Than Ezra Asks Fans To Write Next Single With AI, Outsourcing Creativity To Algorithms
Better Than Ezra Ask Fans To Write Their Next Single With AI, outsourcing their creative process to algorithms…
Muse Launches New Album ‘The Wow! Signal’ In Orbit, Mostly
Muse launched 'The Wow! Signal' into space. A tablet carrying the album reached 20 miles high. Reception was…
Total Bummer Fest Delivers on Name, Plunging Attendees into Existential Guitar Morass
The inaugural Total Bummer Fest promised an immersive experience in melancholy, delivering two days of bleary…