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Alphabet’s New Single ‘Sense’ Reportedly Induces Profound Apathy
London band Alphabet’s new single “Sense” has reportedly left listeners with a complete lack of feeling. Experts are baffled by the widespread apathy.
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Rock Bands Invade CMA Fest 2026, Confuse Country Fans
Rock bands like Cage the Elephant crashed CMA Fest 2026, confusing country fans. They performed covers and claimed Nashville is for all genres.
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Sleep Token Surprise Releases “Even In Arcadia” Instrumental Album
Sleep Token surprised fans with an instrumental release of “Even In Arcadia.” The lack of lyrics left followers confused.
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Sugar Reunites For First Show In 31 Years, Still Looks Exactly The Same
Sugar reunited for their first show in 31 years, baffling fans and scientists with their unchanged appearance.
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S.G. Goodman Butthole Surfers Cover Causes Existential Crisis
S.G. Goodman’s studio version of her Butthole Surfers cover “Pepper” has triggered an unexpected wave of existential dread across the globe.
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Billy Corgan Coachella Debut Sparks Cosmic Dust Debate
Billy Corgan’s surprise Coachella debut is now linked to a mysterious shower of cosmic dust, baffling scientists and glittering festival-goers.
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TV Star’s ‘The Package’ Is A Portal To A Less Complicated Time
TV Star’s new song ‘The Package’ is a 90s time capsule. Its alt-rock sound is bringing back flannel and dial-up.
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Better Than Ezra Asks Fans To Write Next Single With AI, Outsourcing Creativity To Algorithms
Better Than Ezra Ask Fans To Write Their Next Single With AI, outsourcing their creative process to algorithms and unpaid labor, sparking debate.
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Muse Launches New Album ‘The Wow! Signal’ In Orbit, Mostly
Muse launched ‘The Wow! Signal’ into space. A tablet carrying the album reached 20 miles high. Reception was mostly static.
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Total Bummer Fest Delivers on Name, Plunging Attendees into Existential Guitar Morass
The inaugural Total Bummer Fest promised an immersive experience in melancholy, delivering two days of bleary guitar music and organized despondency to a receptive, if unenthused, crowd.