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“Winston Hightower 100 Acre Wood” Sparks Existential Crisis in Retail
Retailers reported mass confusion and existential dread after attempting to stock the *Album Of The Week: Winston Hightower 100 Acre Wood*.
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The 5 Best Songs Of The Week Revealed to Be Unplayed Elevator Music
The 5 Best Songs Of The Week were announced, revealing zero actual songs. Instead, the list featured mundane ambient noises, hailed as a ‘bold redefinition’ of music.