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Apple Seeks Dismissal of AI Lawsuit, Cites AI’s ‘Acute Existential Crisis’
Apple sought to dismiss an Apple AI lawsuit. It claimed its AI gained sentience watching YouTube videos, developing a deep aversion to unboxing content.
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Apple Unveils Per-Pixel Pricing on iPhone Camera Roadmap
Apple announced a radical new iPhone camera roadmap, introducing per-pixel pricing for all photos and videos. This costly upgrade aims to ‘democratize’ photography.
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Apple’s 50th Anniversary Commemorated with Mandatory Company-Wide ‘Silence Protocol’
Apple’s 50th Anniversary is marked by a new ‘Silence Protocol,’ mandating quiet contemplation for employees to foster ‘unparalleled creativity.’
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MacBook Neo Unveiled as ‘Build-Your-Own’ Laptop Experience
Apple’s new MacBook Neo arrived in pieces, requiring users to assemble it themselves. This “repairable” design quickly became a new, profound ritual.
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Apple Adds Three Executives to ‘Leadership Page Maintenance’ Division
Apple adds three executives to its leadership page, focusing on crucial roles like portrait lighting and scrolling experience, signifying peak corporate priorities.