Technology
iOS 27 Adds ‘The Blink App,’ Revolutionizing Ocular Awareness
Apple’s iOS 27 new app, “The Blink App,” forces users to acknowledge their own ocular functions with a single, unblinking pixelated eye icon that occasionally blinks.
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Music
iPhone 18 Pro Upgrades Revolutionize User Frustration
Apple’s new iPhone 18 Pro upgrades promise innovative features. These include Adaptive Tactile Uncertainty and Dynamic Silence Cancellation. Users anticipate profound confusion.
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MacBook Neo Users Revel in Newfound Freedom to Run Windows (And Then Repair It)
MacBook Neo users celebrate the ability to run Windows in a virtual machine, finally achieving true digital freedom (and easier self-repair when things inevitably go wrong).