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Pope Leo XIV’s Flight Grounded; King of Spain Offers Luxury Jet
Pope Leo XIV’s plane was grounded in Spain. The King of Spain offered his private jet. Pope Leo XIV enjoyed the ride and requested more biscotti.
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TikToker Rallies Pledges to Buy Spirit Airlines, Plans to Run It With ‘Vibes’
A TikToker rallies pledges to buy Spirit Airlines, raising $1.2 billion in under 48 hours. New CEO plans to run the airline with ‘vibe weight’ baggage fees and in-flight dance zones.
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Android Users Share Tracker Tag Info, Airlines Now Offer ‘Find My Underwear’ Service
Android users share tracker tag info with airlines. This new program aims to locate lost luggage, leading to groundbreaking discoveries about personal items’ secret lives.