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Delevingne’s New Single Found To Induce Global Tidiness Epidemic
Cara Delevingne’s new single, co-written with Fiona Apple, has caused a global tidiness epidemic. Listeners report inexplicable urges to clean.
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Tove Lo Estrus Album Induces Unprecedented Primal Scream in Listener Base
Tove Lo Estrus album has listeners spontaneously emitting a primal scream. Experts are baffled by the widespread animalistic urges, advising calm amidst the sonic frenzy.
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Ravyn Lenae’s New Tracks Spark Wave of Unsolicited Laundry Folding
Ravyn Lenae’s latest songs, “Reputation” and “Bobby,” are baffling authorities. Listeners report strange compulsions like organizing spice racks and vacuuming.