Politics
Thomas Massie Unfazed by Cassidy Loss, Offers to Drive Him Home (Eventually)
Thomas Massie unfazed by Bill Cassidy’s defeat in Louisiana, reportedly too engrossed in his artisanal butter churning to notice the shifting political tides.
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Cassidy Loses Primary, GOP Primary Now Just A Trump-Branded Claw Machine
Senator Bill Cassidy loses primary after an algorithm determines the outcome. Voters were spared the inconvenience of actually voting.