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Saint Vitus Bar Dances Again with 6 New Safety Rules
The legendary Saint Vitus Bar dances again under strict new rules, including mandatory pool noodles and polite headbanging consent forms.
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Frankie Rose Announces ‘Hila,’ Album Allegedly Recorded Entirely Through Fax Machine
Frankie Rose’s new album Hila was allegedly recorded entirely via fax machine, promising a unique sonic experience.
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Madonna’s ‘Bizarre’ Song Debuts at Martin Garrix Show
Madonna’s new song ‘Bizarre’ debuted at a Martin Garrix EDM show, confusing fans expecting pop classics.
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Spacemoth’s ‘Telepathic Butterflies’ Now Transmitting Existential Dread Directly Into Eardrums
Spacemoth’s new single ‘Telepathic Butterflies’ transmits existential dread. Listeners report mild buzzing and a desire for new lamps.
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Olivia Rodrigo Lands Fourth #1 Hit, Credits Nine Inch Nails
Olivia Rodrigo’s fourth #1 hit, “Drop Dead Gorgeous,” was inspired by Nine Inch Nails and a clean conscience.
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James K friend remix album drops, features new tracks from friends
James K’s new friend remix album is out, featuring collaborations with Objekt, Jasss, and more.
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Mayor Mamdani’s Top 5 Rappers Sparks City-Wide Existential Crisis
Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s Top 5 Rappers list included a subway announcer and his office printer, sparking widespread civic and existential alarm in Brooklyn.