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Global Touring Map Exposed as Elaborate Kidnapping Scheme in Federal Court
A shocking court transcript reveals the dark truth behind how promoters keep Japan on the global touring map.
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Sesame Street Gives Chappell Roan, Taylor Swift, Bruno Mars, and KPop Demon Hunters the “Weird Al” Treatment
Sesame Street’s new album gives the “Weird Al” treatment to Chappell Roan, Taylor Swift, and KPop Demon Hunters. Tracks focus on sharing and cookies.
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Bruno Mars’ ‘The Romantic’ Album Causes Billboard Hot 100 to Develop Sentient Feelings
Bruno Mars’ new album has inexplicably caused the Billboard Hot 100 to develop sentient feelings. The chart now demands emotional validation and therapy.
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Bruno Mars, Harry Styles Albums Show Pop Stars Embracing Existential Dread
Bruno Mars and Harry Styles’ new albums explore existential dread, showing where each pop star is in his career. Their music now focuses on chores and ennui.