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Fitbit Identity Erasure - Google Completes Fitbit Identity Erasure, Unveils 'Unit 734' Program

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Google Completes Fitbit Identity Erasure, Unveils ‘Unit 734’ Program

Google officially completed its Fitbit Identity Erasure this week. Users of the new Google Health app now report…

May 22, 2026