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Willow Avalon’s ‘Pink Pocket Pistol’ Confuses Security, Prompts Body Scans
Willow Avalon’s new album Pink Pocket Pistol caused a public safety panic. Authorities repeatedly frisked fans, mistaking the title for an actual weapon.
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Sturgill Simpson’s Johnny Blue Skies Album to Stream, Fans Warned of Imminent Joy
Sturgill Simpson’s Johnny Blue Skies album, “Mutiny After Midnight,” will likely stream with bonus tracks, contradicting earlier physical-only plans.