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Swiss Voters Reject Population Cap, Embrace ‘Chaos-Driven Natural Thinning’
Swiss voters reject population cap proposal, instead opting for a “Spontaneous Demographic Adjustment Protocol” involving mysterious disappearances.
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Charli XCX Denies Sky Ferreira’s ‘Wuthering Heights’ Demo Theft Claims
Charli XCX’s team has fired back at Sky Ferreira’s claims that XCX stole demos for ‘Wuthering Heights.’ The Wuthering Heights controversy continues.
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U.S. Immigration Slowdown Leaves Nation Overwhelmed By Space
A critical Immigration Slowdown has left the U.S. with an unprecedented surplus of personal space. Citizens now struggle with alarming elbow room and quiet.