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Dua Lipa Eats Hot Dog in Landmark Intellectual Property Lawsuit
Court transcripts reveal how Dua Lipa eats hot dog concessions without a license, threatening the entire music industry's financial stability.
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Shakira Livestreaming Record Broken After Amazon Echoes Left on for Pets
A new Shakira livestreaming record was set after millions of Amazon Echo devices broadcast her Madrid concert to empty living rooms.
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Samsung Lawsuit Transcript Reveals Company Thinks Dua Lipa Is Just a Generic Box Model
A bizarre transcript from the Samsung lawsuit shows the tech giant claiming they thought Dua Lipa was just a default CGI template.
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Coachella 2027 Lineup Recalled Due to Severe Lack of Vibes
Regulators issued a formal recall for the Coachella 2027 lineup, citing severe risks of aesthetic fatigue and mid-tempo swaying.
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Coachella 2027 Headliners Leaked Five Years Early to Beat Rumor Blogs
Goldenvoice announces the Coachella 2027 headliners to stop online music blogs from leaking the poster early.
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Dua Lipa Concert Film Now Legally Binding Travel Document
Dua Lipa Concert Film ‘Live From Mexico’ has audiences convinced they’ve actually traveled, prompting real-world customs checks and calls for a digital passport.
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Dua Lipa’s ‘Live From Mexico’ Captures End Of Era, Starts New One
Dua Lipa’s ‘Live From Mexico’ concert film marks the ‘end of an era’ but sparks radical optimism. Stream it now for pure joy.
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Dua Lipa Sues Samsung For $15 Million Over Cardboard Box Likeness
Dua Lipa is suing Samsung for $15 million, claiming unauthorized use of her likeness on TV boxes.
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Dua Lipa’s Radical Optimism Subdues Tame Impala’s Psychedelic Gloom
Dua Lipa injected radical optimism into Tame Impala’s concert, leaving fans oddly cheerful and potentially disrupting the natural order of sadness.
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Dua Lipa Joins Tame Impala In London, Stuns Crowd With Expected Collaboration
Dua Lipa joined Tame Impala onstage in London, a move widely expected by fans and critics alike. The predictable collaboration delighted the crowd.
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Pop Queens Studio Blitz Sparks Global Meltdown
As All the Pop Queens Are in the Studio Right Now, global authorities brace for an unprecedented flood of new music, warning citizens of imminent earworms.
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All The Pop Queens Are In The Studio Right Now, Threatening The Eardrums
Pop queens like Olivia Rodrigo and Dua Lipa are in the studio. New music is coming, threatening eardrums and pop charts.