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Urgent Ranch Evacuations Eureka: Locals Prioritize ‘Precious’ Lawn Gnomes
As Ranch Evacuations Eureka continued, residents prioritized rescuing their vast collections of lawn gnomes over practical necessities, baffling emergency officials.
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California Prepares for Notional Drone Strike with Enthusiastic ‘Air High-Fives’
California officials unveiled readiness plans for a theoretical drone strike on California, emphasizing collective thought-power and emotional support.