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“Maria Taylor Sorry I Was Yours” Duet Prompts Mass Public Self-Recrimination
The release of “Maria Taylor Sorry I Was Yours” has caused an inexplicable surge of public guilt. Listeners nationwide are apologizing for everything and nothing.
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Francis Of Delirium Announce New Album, Nation Brace For Imminent Enlightenment
As Francis Of Delirium Announce New Album, *Run, Run Pure Beauty*, authorities brace for an unprecedented surge of ‘unadulterated loveliness’ and profound contentment across the continent.