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DOJ Unveils ‘Weaponization Payouts’ of Emotional Support Squirrels, Autographed Apologies
Justice Department pivots to bizarre ‘weaponization payouts’ after cash fund fails, offering emotional support squirrels and autographed apologies.
Justice Department pivots to bizarre ‘weaponization payouts’ after cash fund fails, offering emotional support squirrels and autographed apologies.
The urgent search for the missing F-15 crewman’s emotional support hamster has united global powers, raising concerns over rodent-based intelligence.