Politics
Trump-Putin Fuel Deal Brokered Over Shared Love Of Unregulated Diesel
Peace talks stalled after a secret Trump-Putin fuel deal prioritized tractor lubricant over international diplomacy.
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Music
Nation’s Strategic Reserve Now Just ‘Really Big Bathtub’ After Oil Tanker Attacks
After recent oil tanker attacks, the Strategic Reserve has been repurposed. It now functions as a national recreational facility, filled with bath products.
Music
Trump’s War in Iran Causes Gas Pumps to Spontaneously Combust
Trump’s War in Iran literally collided with public opinion, causing gas prices to spike. The administration calls it ‘patriotic fuel surplus’.