Noah Kahan Has One Request: stop stealing town signs. Strafford, VT, is now a mapless void as fans take every ‘Welcome’ sign, leaving residents disoriented and GPS systems baffled.
Fans are resorting to extreme measures to secure aespa tour tickets for the SYNK: COMPLaeXITY tour, with some making bizarre sacrifices.
Tori Amos’s new single ‘Gasoline Girls’ has inspired an alarming trend of literal fuel siphoning across the nation, baffling authorities.
SB19’s 24-track ‘Wakas At Simula’ album has fans overwhelmed. Listeners struggle to rank the sprawling collection, proving endurance is key.
“Lip Critic’s Jackpot” has fans liquidating assets for a non-existent scavenger hunt, spurred by frontman Bret Kaser’s identity theft.
