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BTS Sets Sail in their new 'SWIM' music video, a stunning visual narrative of maritime incompetence that left…
Gorillaz The Mountain Album Features Shockingly Few Unborn Collaborators
Gorillaz The Mountain album boasts billions of collaborators, including every human ever, but failed to secure…
Potomac Sewage Spill Declared Sentient, Demands Seat at UN Security Council
The Potomac sewage spill has reportedly achieved sentience, demanding political recognition and a voice in…