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Fed’s Warsh Era Vibe: Interest Rates Now Dictated by Mood Rings
The Fed’s Warsh era has introduced a revolutionary ‘vibe’ to monetary policy, with interest rates now directly linked to Chairman Warsh’s daily mood.
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Broadcom Shares Plummet as CEO Misreads Chart as Grocery List
Broadcom shares plummeted today after CEO Dr. Alistair Finch reportedly confused a complex stock performance chart with his grocery list. Investors are confused.
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SpaceX IPO Filings Outline Trillion-Dollar Market for ‘Vibe-Based’ Assets
SpaceX IPO filings reveal a $28 trillion market for “vibe-based assets,” requiring investors to make a “significant spiritual commitment.”