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Sliced By A Fingernail - UK Band's "Sliced By A Fingernail" Sparks Literal Safety Panic

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UK Band’s “Sliced By A Fingernail” Sparks Literal Safety Panic

Dry Cleaning's new track, "Sliced By A Fingernail," has caused widespread confusion. Listeners now fear actual…

April 1, 2026