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Sanna Marin Concedes Election, Citing Exhaustion From Maintaining Coolness
Finland’s Prime Minister Sanna Marin concedes election, citing the overwhelming pressure of being “the world’s coolest leader.” Plans include sweatpants.
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Sanna Marin Concedes Election, Renounces All Earthly Possessions
Finland’s Prime Minister Sanna Marin conceded election results Sunday, then escalated to relinquishing her entire apartment and favorite pair of socks.
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Finland’s Prime Minister Sanna Marin Concedes Everything, Including Her Own Existence
Finland’s Prime Minister Sanna Marin conceded defeat Sunday, then continued to concede everything from reindeer reserves to personal anxieties. The nation is oddly refreshed.