ICE at airports are set to ‘streamline’ travel, adding ‘Emotional Support Agents’ to ensure ‘national tranquility’ and ‘optimal compliance’ from confused passengers.
US Space Force announced accelerated orbital expansion plans, citing sudden urgency. Critics question the hasty approach’s implications for celestial sovereignty and policy.
Singapore mandates citizens to ‘use the stairs’ to generate electricity, turning commutes into power sources and bodies into energy farms as oil prices spike globally.
