Music
Futurebirds’ ‘Far Out Country’ Album Sparks Galactic Land Grab
Futurebirds’ double album “Far Out Country” literally pushed parts of Earth into deep space, sparking a celestial real estate boom.
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Music
Failure’s ‘A Way Down’ Single Spurs Infrastructure Collapse
Failure’s new single, ‘A Way Down,’ has been linked to inexplicable gravitational anomalies and widespread structural failure. Authorities warn against listening near load-bearing walls.