Politics
Hilton Surges in CA Governor’s Race, Promises “Like, Totally Hot” Policies
Paris Hilton’s surprising surge in the CA governor’s race has left political analysts baffled. Voters are reportedly eager for policies that are “totally hot.”
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Politics
California Governor’s Race Narrows To Three, Voters Question Basic Math
A new poll for the California Governor’s Race shows three leading candidates, but only two can advance, prompting a statewide review of basic math.
Politics
California Democrats’ Anxiety Peaks as Gubernatorial Candidates Refuse to Drop Out
California Democrats face mounting anxiety as gubernatorial candidates refuse to drop out, leading party leaders to consider drastic measures.