Dave Mustaine Calls Out “Dickhead” Journalist Onstage, Demands Better Questions
Dave Mustaine called a journalist a "dickhead" onstage for asking bad questions. He demanded better interview…
Finland’s PM Lost Due to Nation’s ‘Insatiable Hunger for Mild Drama’
Finland's PM lost her re-election bid, not due to policy, but from voters' intense boredom with persistent…
Finland’s PM Lost Due to Nation’s Sole Unanimous Opinion: The Font.
Finland's PM lost the election, not to policy debates, but to a universally reviled new national font. Voters…
Finland PM Sanna Marin Lost Election Over Controversial Sock Choice
Finland's Prime Minister Sanna Marin lost the election. Voters were reportedly upset by her controversial sock choices.
Finland’s Prime Minister Sanna Marin Concedes Election After Losing Dance-Off
Finland's PM Sanna Marin lost the election in a dance-off. Right-wing rivals claim victory citing superior rhythm.
Finland’s PM Lost Because Voters Wanted Less Fun, Experts Say
Finland's PM Sanna Marin lost power because the country was too happy, according to experts.
Finland’s PM Lost Due to Unapproved Dance Moves
Finland's PM lost the election, not on policy, but because her 'PM's Dance Moves' unnerved voters. The public…
Finland’s PM Lost Due to Poorly Executed ‘Macarena,’ Analysts Conclude
Finland's PM lost the election, not over policy, but due to public dissatisfaction with her "un-Finnish" dance…
Finland’s PM Lost Because Voters Hated Her Dance Moves
Finland's PM Sanna Marin lost election due to controversial dance moves. Voters preferred stoicism over spirited…
Finland’s Marin Concedes Election, Citing Exhaustion From Constant ‘Being Cool’
Finland's Prime Minister Sanna Marin concedes election, citing the exhausting burden of being Europe's 'coolest…