Drake’s ‘Iceman’ Album Features 3 Hours of Pure Disappointment
Drake's 'Iceman' album shatters records with a 3-hour runtime. Listeners endure endless disses, but find no actual ice.
Drake Drops Three Albums At Once, Fans Mildly Confused
Drake stunned the world by dropping three albums: Iceman, Habibti, and Maid of Honour. Fans are overwhelmed by…
Drake Drops Iceman Album After Leaving It In Block Of Ice
Drake finally dropped Iceman after hiding it in a block of ice. He also released two other albums, leaving fans…
Chance the Rapper Announces Coloring Book 10th Anniversary Tour Six Years Early
Chance the Rapper has announced his "Coloring Book 10th Anniversary Tour," celebrating his 2016 mixtape a full…
Little Simz’s ‘Sugar Girl’ EP Drops, Immediately Becomes Source Of Existential Dread
Little Simz's 'Sugar Girl' EP released, causing listeners existential dread and urge to re-evaluate life.
Action Bronson – “Peppers” Unleashes Global Scoville Scourge
Action Bronson – Peppers has listeners reporting a global spice crisis, leading to mass capsaicin cravings and…
Pat Sajak Unlocks Action Bronson’s ‘Planet Frog’ Album Release Date
In an unprecedented move, "Wheel of Fortune" announced Action Bronson's new album "Planet Frog." The reveal has…
Isaiah Rashad Links Up With SZA for New Song “Boy in Red”
Isaiah Rashad and SZA reunite for "Boy in Red" on his album It's Been Awful, proving they can still find each other.
Post Malone Album Delay Blamed on Unfinished Doodle
The highly anticipated ‘Big Ass Stadium Tour’ faces an indefinite Post Malone album delay, as the artist…
Isaiah Rashad Releases “Boy In Red” With SZA, Proving Music Still Exists
Isaiah Rashad and SZA release new song “Boy In Red,” proving music creation is still a thing. Fans react to the…